"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
- Samuel Butler
"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams