Tuesday, December 2, 2008

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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (xxx) xxx-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting..

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20 comments:

feefifoto said...

Oh, that's wonderful. Our zoo gets lots of calls on April Fools Day from people who'd been told to call Mr. Baer or Ms. Lyon. They always have a staff on hand to sign up callers to be zoo friends.

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Awww...she's beautiful!

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Every man's dream girl.

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Too Funny....

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it's all sooo true..the dedication is tremendous!....lol.

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