"I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron."
"Every dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the weakends."
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative."